M.C. Cain in Da House! Werd.

Bahahahahah!


LYRICS
My fellow Americans. This is DJ GW. They say I can't be big chief no more. Well, okay. I got the bestest candidate to take my place. His name is:

M.C. Cain
Yes John McCain
He's Indiana Jones meets GI Jane

M.C. Cain
Yes we Cain!
A Natural Born Leader like Saddam Housain

MC Cain in the house (I'm a SENATOR!!!)
MC Cain! And He's here to represent, cause he
Got well trained in the House (of REPRESENTATIVES)
Bout to keep it White in the White House (TRICK!)

I'm 71, and I'm pure white chocolate /
Dropped Vietnam Bombs right from my cockpit,
Got caught up, was a prisoner of war, / now
THAT's an inconvenient truth, suck it Al Gore! / Your

Warming Globe is a sissy distraction / from the
Main attraction / we're slappin' Iraq, son! /
Bringing the pain / our military is stayin' / til
Iraq's national choir starts singin' my name I aim

MC Cain in the house (I'm a SENATOR!!!)
MC Cain and he's here to represent, cause I
Got well trained in the House (of REPRESENTATIVES)
Bout to keep it White in the White House

He's Scottish and Irish, so my homeboy can't even get a tan
He'll keep us safe from Iraq, iGays and Iran
A Prisoner of War for 25 years
When he cries, he drops bombs, instead of tears.

I'm
MC Cain in the house (He's a SENATOR!!!)
MC Cain and I'm here to represent, cause I
Got well trained in the House (of REPRESENTATIVES)
Bout to keep it White in the White House (TRICK!)

MC Cain in the house (He's a SENATOR!!!)
MC Cain and I'm here to represent, cause I
Got well trained in the House (of REPRESENTATIVES)
Bout to keep it White in the White House (PEACE!)